do we never talk about how Jou sleeps with the lights on because he’s a giant dweeb who’s afraid of the dark? no? ok.
So I’m in costume at Dragon Con and I had to pee and my friend took this picture of me and I just…
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
vagueblogging on tumblr without naming names more like “i do not bite my thumb at YOU sir but i DO bite my thumb”
Do you quarrel sir?
QUARREL sir NOOOOO sir
Men are most virile and most attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don’t have time to teach him.
YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.
I must quit marrying men who feel inferior to me. Somewhere there must be a man who could be my husband and not feel inferior. I need a superior inferior man.
"stop thinking into it so much, it’s a kids show!"
every single kids show was written by adults